Good afternoon FFS. It’s been a while but hey… I have been busy festive frollocking over the past few weeks, as have you and anyway, who on earth would want to listen to my ramblings when they are having soooo much fun?
Well, the festivities are over, the tree is down and I have been busy online shopping over the past few days, trawling the SALES no less. Did you buy anything nice Valapparel you ask????…. Well, the simple answer is NO, what I actually bought were 2 pairs of ‘Fabletics’ leggings – I know, I know (they are the best at holding in the blubber mind you), AND, had to be bought in, wait for it, a bigger size, as, OMG, I am even more humongous than before.
I genuinely didn’t think I could be any more disgusted with myself, my body shape, due to all the weight gain over the last couple of years, but…. tannoy announcement, drum roll, hold the front page ….guess what, I can. DIS GUS TED is an understatement!!!!!
PLUS (It took me about 8 attempts to find something that fitted to wear to New Year’s Eve Ball, thankfully after a few glasses of prosecco, I didn’t care what I looked like and the top button of trousers was abandoned, but nevertheless, it was no fun dressing up for the event, especially when I had to hang all the rejected items back on the hangers, due to said items/hangers having been been discarded (in tantrum – like fashion) on the floor, as a mark of disrespect for body shaming me!!).
So, here we are, another year and the same mantra from me, except this year, I now have even more weight to lose than last year, which was more than the previous year, which was more than the year before, there is a theme here – ‘just bloody stop eating and having fun FATTY!!!’.
As ELF would say ‘that’s shocking’- except it really isn’t, nobody can possibly consume the amount of chocolates, nibbles, 3 course dinners and wine etc I have and not expect to pay the price at the end of it (hoping to, but miracles don’t happen to l’il ole me).
So. Here we go again…. happy as can be, but are we???? Well, if happiness entails, (for yours truly), being a miserable fat c**, with a wardrobe full of clothes that don’t fit and not relishing the prospect of eating less and going to the gym more over next few months, what do you think????
Anyway. On that note ….. 
Happy New Year to you all xxxx
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