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Good afternoon fellow fashionistas.  It is with great regret and with a heavy heart, I must tell you….

I hate shopping…. in real shops!!!@ BORING, BORINGLY BORED, way too peopley out there and filled with nothing to impress this fashionista.

Having finished work early, my laptop was burning up and I kept having to reboot it, I decided it was a sign for me to finish for the day (hey, as signs go, thats not a bad one), and I would treat myself to a wander around shops, before embarking on my journey home. On way to said shops, I was stopped ✋️ by a gentleman, I use the term loosely and asked for money…. a bit early for trick or treat and as far as I am aware my big mouth hasn’t turned into a cash machine churning out money to every tom, dick and junkie, I politely ignored him whilst he muttered some obscenities under his rancid breath. Next stop, 2 bouncing youths, who obviously haven’t worked a day in their lives, jumping in front of me with their LANYARDS on, wittering away about how they could help spend my money by helping some fantastic cause/charity I have never heard of, use your own bloody money if it tugs at your heart strings that much… and who told you that bouncing and jumping in front of someone would get you anywhere??.? Idiots!!

Needless to say I managed 2 stores, ZARA, bit too much blahbeige just now and then Frasers, gawd, I hate that store. I did manage to get some CLINIQUE foundation and a nice chat and a freebie from the sales assistant, so not all was lost. With my purchase in hand, it was off for the train, another equally dire experience… ” is this the train for???”. YES. Next person,”is this the train for???”.YES…. and so it continued. Do I look like I work for SCOTRail..???? Stop taking so many drugs and you might be able to read/ understand the timetable… maybe even manage both.

And relax…. HOME now.

Xxxx